Jason Jones Reacts

Co-workers:

Abby Hart: "Abby's okay, I guess. I don't really see her around, but..." He trails off, a bit on edge.

The Camelot-Hollow rivalry was something he was a part of, on account of their rival's popularity. As a Camelot Falconer, Abby was someone Jason felt a somewhat irrational bitterness towards.

"She doesn't talk much, so even if I do see her, I don't really talk to her."


Cyric Bachman: "Cyric isn't exactly the model security guard... He keeps wandering off and doesn't wear his uniform all the time... At least the kids enjoy it when he brings his guitar. Management? Not so much."


Zane Martinez: "Oh. Zane." Jason seems to become a bit agitated at the mention of the name. It's not that he didn't like Zane, it's just that the popularity of his show was truly something to be envied. "He's popular with the kids, at least. He makes them happy."

Again, the rivalry ran deep.



Animatronics: (Only Haunted Hollow for now)

Alex the Raccoon: "Alex is the best at adding stuff for Benny's stories. He knows when to time the screams and thunder juuust right. I'm a bit curious as to what he did to get deactivated at his old job, though."


Barry the Bat: "Um..." He thinks for a moment. "Barry's pretty interesting. Vampire, pretty good with kids --the older ones like to see who can brave his scariest gimmicks-- and a pretty nice guy. Love the cape."


Benny Bat: His face lights up the moment the name is said. "Benny's the best! I've loved him ever since I was a kid!" He laughs sheepishly.

"Well, sometimes I need to take over when he sneaks up on the more timid kids, but mostly they get excited when that happens. Makes them feel special, y'know? Getting singled out to get spooked? Sometimes I hang around the campfire and listen to stories with the kids when I'm on break."


Cynder the Cat: He laughs. "Cynder used to scare me silly when I was a kid. I remember I memorized the route of the Haunted House just to avoid her! But I'm a big boy now." He says with a grin, adjusting his top hat.

"She scares some of the kids a bit too much from time to time, but mostly she just makes for an interesting surprise. ...I do get worried about the accessories sometimes, though." He frowns a bit, thinking of Cynder's spiked bracelets and collar.


Kim the Cat: "He-slash-she is pretty cool. Given I get a bit spooked sometimes when he-slash-she is creeping in the shadows, but I digress. He-slash-she plays a mean saxaphone solo." He runs a bit out of breath, but doesn't mind saying "he-slash-she" all the time. Jason was usually one to be respectful of such things.


Lillian the Spring Hare: "Another jumpscarer who terrified me. It's a shame that she lost her job at her old theme park, but I'm glad she's here now." He smiles, as proud of his robotic co-workers as always. "And her masks really are the cutest things, don't you think?"


Marionette: "The puppet kind of scares me, to be honest. Anyone who's watched a horror movie knows that dolls and puppets are always the creepiest."


Onyx the Fly: ((Sorry, not enough info.))


Pattie Chung the Panda: "Pattie's just the cutest thing! She's a lot like a mama bear in my opinion --well, instead of scolding you she scares you, but still-- and her gimmick with the kidnapping? It scares the kids, but a lot of them feel like heroes when they "rescue" her." He makes airquotes with his fingers, smiling when he thinks of one child who tried to carry her out like a fireman, to no avail.



Guests:

Amy Collins: "You mean the hipster gi-- I mean," He coughs, laughing sheepishly. "She's one of the older patrons, so it's pretty interesting to see her around. Y'know, if she actually comes around. Haunted Hollow's not one of her favorites I guess."

His voice drops to a whisper. "But she doesn't head to Camelot very often either, so that's something!" He winks and gives a thumbs up.


Jenessa Jones: He smiles brightly, but looks a bit tired as well. "Ah, lil' sis. What can I say about her without sounding biased?" He asks with a laugh, "But really, she's a good kid. Sometimes I ask her for help with the kids, but mostly she does her own thing." He shrugs.

"I'm pretty sure she goes to Camelot just to annoy me, though... And don't even get me started about her crush on Zane. He's too old for my baby sister! Even Cyric would be preferable in my opinion." He grits his teeth in annoyance, unhappy with his sister's taste in men. And by taste in men, he of course meant nearly every male on staff.